We are so happy to welcome: THIS SPARKLY PINK MIDDLE FINGER TO THE PATRIARCHY. This skirt DESTROYS the archaic notions that women have to be timid and agreeable and doesn't look at the explosion. That's how you know it's cool.
Don't tell me to smile. Don't interrupt me. Don't stand in my way while I achieve my full potential!!!
Featuring:
- Pink, red, burgundy, and black contrast stripes with dazzling clear sequins on top!
- Dress up or down
- Fully lined
- Midi length
- POCKETS (I know)
- Wear a belt to your conservative workplace so you have a fun little secret... or not! Spread the message!
- No stretch -❗SIZING UP IS RECOMMENDED❗especially if you have hips ⏳ or a booty 🍑 👀👇 Please refer to measurements below!
- Pockets may gape a little! If you're nervous about this, size up. We chose function over form and decided it was worth a tiny gap to hold our phones and lipstick... no regrets 💅
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Due to the NON-STRETCHY material of this UNABASHEDLY FEMINIST SPICEBOMB, we thought it would be helpful to provide exact measurements. Please note, the larger sizes run a bit small.❗SIZING UP IS RECOMMENDED❗
- S: 28 in Waist, 37 in Hip
- M: 31.5 in Waist, 41 in Hip
- L: 34.5 in Waist, 43 in Hip
- XL: 37 in Waist, 46.5 in Hip (elastic in waist*)
- 2X: 41 in Waist, 49.5 in Hip (elastic in waist*)
- 3X: 45.5 in Waist, 51 in Hip (elastic in waist*)
* Elastic cinches in the waist if you got that booty and want to size up for the hips. Pear shapes encouraged to size up.
Please refer to our size chart .
